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onceuponawifi:

constable-frozen:

Elpunzel .

7 am the usual morning line up
Start on the cold: it’s taken a hold on me
Conceal don’t feel, that’s just how I’ve had to grow up
Trapped inside, have to hide, oh when will I be free?

And then I’ll freeze the book that I am trying to read
As the snowflakes fall
On my solidity
I’ll sit alone and cry
And try and try and try
To tame the real me, and wonder
When will my life begin?

maccasass:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

So I was watching Supernatural and my dad walks in and all casual says ” Is this the show that your second cousin is in” and I’m just kinda like “ha ha dad very funny” but then he says “No seriously, his name is… Marvin? Mica? I don’t know, something weird like that.” and he just walks away

That’s the story of how I found out that I’m related to Misha Collins and died

#so real talk about much porn do you think she’s read about her cousin

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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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